Misanthropy X

Our Evolution is Futile

He’s Fucked

The following conversation actually happened.

George: Hey, how’s your AP US amd English summer work?

Alex: What homework?

George: You were supposed to read a book for each and do a bunch of work for it.

Alex: Oh…

Me: You’ve got two days to do it. I can’t come up with a metaphor to explain how screwed you are.

George: Drugs help!

Alex: …Can I borrow your copy of Malcolm X?

Me: …(goes back to house, picks out book, goes back, taking a 20 minute bike ride 😦 )

Me: Well here it is. Goodbye Alex. See you on the other side.

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