Our Evolution is Futile
The following conversation actually happened.
George: Hey, how’s your AP US amd English summer work?
Alex: What homework?
George: You were supposed to read a book for each and do a bunch of work for it.
Me: You’ve got two days to do it. I can’t come up with a metaphor to explain how screwed you are.
George: Drugs help!
Alex: …Can I borrow your copy of Malcolm X?
Me: …(goes back to house, picks out book, goes back, taking a 20 minute bike ride 😦 )
Me: Well here it is. Goodbye Alex. See you on the other side.