Our Evolution is Futile
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The internet is strange.
Today on Home Trolling:
Girl: Man, I wish we were in the 50s. Back then, everything was great.
Second Girl: What about the internet?
Girl: I’d find other stuff to do.
Me: Like lynching black people.
Girl: Shut up, today has nothing.
Me: We have technology, more freedom of sppech, more tolerance, more free time, higher life expectancies…
My dentist says I have declacification in my teeth. I say, “Oh well, fuck it.” and drink a soda. My teeth are fucked.
Yesterday, I started something ridiculous. I will never tell you what it is, but I’ll tell you when it ends.
Well said, Manson.
I got like four pages of my story down. I just can’t imagine executing the story as well on paper as the story in my head.
I wish I could magically create animations.
Trying to find another anime to watch. Or anything, really. Even if it isn’t awesome, just something to fucking do.
Today in stupidity:
lol disaster movie is awesome too (+12) (On Epic Movie)
No one will ever surpass Eminem. (+25)
9-11 was government failure to enforce immigration laws… How is a government agent fondling my wee wee going to regulate US immigration?
Obama is more worried about gay soldiers playing with each others’ wee wees than he is about national security…
The borders are still wide open… and my wee wee is still not any safer than it was on 9-10-2000… When is the government going to stop playing with their wee wees and everyone else’s wee wees? (+9) (Logical explanation: Obama is far from a huge pro-illegal immigration fanatic, especially given his past votes on policies. He mainly wants immigration reform. The pat downs were endorced because one bomber tried to bomb a plane with a bomb in his underwear. LOLgical explanation: FUCK OBAMA, MEXICANS, AND THE QUEERS!)
everything I wanted to learn about islam; I learned on 9-11 (+2)
Mayor Bloomberg is a Freakin Joke. In the last election he just barely won. The Guy he went up against had no money. Bloomberg spent millions of dollars to be elected. Also how many time has Bloomberg switched party’s? IMPEACH BLOOMBERG!! (+9) (ON WHAT GROUNDS?)
You forgot to mention that not only did Obama give Brazil 2 bil to drill, but they will be drilling in OUR waters…yes, the Gulf of Mexico So in essence we will be buying OUR oil from Brazil. Obama does hate the USA. (+24) (Yes, not only is he wrong, but he HATES America. Everyone who disagrees with you hates thier country, don’t they? Not to mention a lot of the details being spread around seem to be overexaggerated due to outright panic: http://www.snopes.com/politics/gasoline/braziloil.asp)
Democrats wear diapers at protests, and the rest of the time also. (+2)(Cool immature insult, bro!)
Those Occult-ocrat senators all met up at a designated crop circle to plea to Xenu to cast a spell upon the bill. So then zombies show up in the capitol to begin their hellish shrieks “kill the bill”…. “kill the bill”…. stinkin’ up the place with their poor hygiene. (+4) (???)
Almost all politicians are liberals and muslims. (+10) (?????????????????)
Godless liberals have no religion and so they turn politics into their religion and then they eat, sleep and breathe politics to the point that that’s all that is left in life for any of us because we have to spend every waking second of our lives fighting them for the hope that one day we will win and then we can go back to living our lives and concentrating on something other than shitty fucking politics. (+11) (Yeah, all I think about is politics, nothing else. Of course, when a conservative Christian does this, its AWWWWWW RIGHHHTTTT!!!!)
Unions=Root of all Evil.
Even a 15 year old understands this shit (+29) (And then the Serpant said to Eve “Would you like to join the AFL?”)
Liberals are to blame for everything that’s wrong with this country. trufax (+45) (Like Bush?)
fuck obama! that anti-American cock suckin son of a bitch! (+3)
Barry Soetoro is an Indonesian illegal alien marxist usurper pos and doesn’t give 2 craps about the US or YOU! (+43) (u mad, bro?)
Agreed! Obama is a Muslim, and his fruits [actions] clearly show this! (+2)
Oh, please. It’s taken this long for you to figure out that the Obamas hate this country? Michelle has already said it outright, and for the most part liberals hate America. (+2) (Oh, I was fine this country. But YOU…)
Hollywood liberal looneys are a hypnotized Satanic nazi death cult. (+2)(Problem, left wing?)
,,the only president in HISTORY to snub the armed forces..obama was raised by a tranvestite in indonesia..he is anything but an american kid..the guy is no good for america..if you cant see that you are an idiot (+5)(Citation needed)
We already know he hates America.
Plus hes a nigger. (+14) (Conservatives are never racist. Anyone who says otherwise is a racist).
WHY DON’T ALL YOU LIB ,FAG BASTARDS MAKING YOUR NEGATIVE COMMENTS HERE HEAD ON DOWN TO YOUR LOCAL WELFARE OFFICE FOR YOUR “LAST” WELFARE CHECK !…YOUR FREE FUCKIN RIDE IS OVER !!! LMAO OFF AT ALL YOU ANGRY, WORTHLESS, DEM, LIB, LEACHES !!!.. YOU JUST GOT YOUR ASSES HANDED TO YOU IN A PAPER SACK !!!! LMAO @ YOU ALL !!!! YOU TELL UM BOB !!!(+14)
If gays wanted to get married they would travel to a state where it was legal, and get married. (+2) (If blacks want to be free, they should just go to another state!)
Gays can come together, but don’t call it marriage because by definition, marriage is between a man and a woman. If the gays can’t grasp the definition of a goddamn WORD and they still want it to be called marriage, then they’re just childish immature pricks. (+5) (A few hundred years ago, it was between a man and a womanof the same race. In other cultures, it can be a man with a girl or a man with mulitple women. You can’t just say something is how it is and never give it a chance to be changed.)
lol Marriage.. nothing but a tool of the state to control the masses. (+3) (???)
Well boinking another guy in the anus doesn’t get you far in life. (+2) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alan_Turning
All homosexuals should be put in prison, period. We have laws agains pediphilia and beastiality, homosexuality is no different.
If homosexuality is going to be acceptable then why not marrying and screwing a horse or pig? All in the name of love right? (+2) (WOW!!!!!)
i HATE all the gays in this galaxy (+2)
lol so your gonna spin it on attraction? whats next? pedos can marry kids because thats who they are atrracted to…OH OH i know…i wanna marry 10 people…because i mean….im attracted to them all?
DUMBASS. (+2)(Slippery slop fallacy is slippery)
gay is a disease (+4)
Actually all the other fucknut judges along with Perez should cartwheel into a field of dicks and get assfucked themselves. Fucking fruitcake tried to ruin some beautiful girl’s dreams, in the end I hope it’ll just help ban Gay relationships/marriages further. Fuck you Perez hope you and all your fruitcake friends see this. Fuckin Fags. (+17)
Is it a crime to believe gay marriage is wrong. Perez Hilton is the fucking cunt. I bet he has a cunt. (+4)
any man who likes fucking another man in the ass is an embarrassment to the male gender (+2)
When gays, illegals, or even minorities have nothing intelligent to say during a discussion they resort to name calling.
(+12) (More not racsim!)
Liberals plan for life:
1. Listen to MSNBC or CNN
2. Don’t work but feel entitled to $ from others
(+2) (Only liberals, illegals and
niggers “Minorities” resort to name calling
Today, I got my bill for losing my Spanish II book. 70 dollars. 7o Dollars.
Can someone prove that that book is owrth 70 dollars? Anybody?
I also broke a gallon of milk while going down stares. It took a while to clean up and my parents had to get strict to get it done.
It really hurts when I fail. I think I kind of have a fear of failure.
I like to “troll” on Home. It sounds bad on my part, but I like to do so with a point. Observe:
Woman: God damn those bishes. BRB.
Me: Gotta wash the bishes. BRB.
Goth Chick: I need to attenend a funeral and wear a white dress. Bleh.
Me: I tried to go to a funeral naked, and my mom yelled at me.
Goth Chick: I am bisexual. I don’t know which sex I like more.
Me: How original: A bisexual goth.
Goth Chick: Most men are jerks. 😛
Me: All men are evil. Hitler was a man. Stalin was a man. Bush was a man. Ergo, all men are evil and women are perfect. This isn’t sexism.
Goth Chick: Excuse me, but stop following me.
Me: I just wanted to inform you that there is a guy stalking you!
Goth Chick: He is my best friend!
Me: What kind of friend is in it for the sex?
Goth: We live thousands of miles away!
Me: Uh huh. He’d still like you if you were fat. Yep.
I heard the other day that tax payer’s money was spent on building treadmills for shrimp. Thus, we should cut goverment spending, especially wasteful stuff.
Fair enough. But a lot of people have demanded for the goverment, but never really do it. More commonly, they say they want to “cut spending”. But by cut spending, they mean “cut spending, but not on the programs we like.” Republicans want to cut money from social security and health care, but will rarely even think about cutting military spending or ending tax cuts for the rich. The reverse is true for democrats, although democrats are less likely to endorce cutting spending.
I’m just saying it is a bit hypocritical.
Hell, I think the shrimp trendmill was worth it. Take a look at these videos!
Its better than spending a trillion dollars on wars that barely accomplishe anything…
Today on double standards and whining, taken from FML:
Today, I went on a third date with this guy, hoping I’d finally get some action. I got a high five. FML (1007 likes, 297 dislikes)
Oh. My. God.
Three dates…and he still isn’t fucking you. The…HORROR! You dealt with him for one dinner, then a movie, and then you hang out with him…and for what? A high five? Not even a simple round of oral sex? How classless!
Hitler gave high fives to his girlfriend after his third date.
HUR DE DUR DUR. LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE CAN’T PLEASE HIS WOMAN! PUSSY! YOU NEVER DESERVE TO DRIVE AGAIN!
Never have I seen such a sorrier sight. Everything was going well until…he had a small cock.
How will our relationship survive?
I have no idea! I guess one can only hope…this will be tough…I think I might cry!
I visited Bradson, Missouri for vacation. Its not technically part of the south, but they still act like it is.
I disliked it. Everything about Southern culture is based on the concept of conformity. Yes, the word “conformist” is an overly used word, but everything screamed “We are a group! You better agree with us!” Let me explain:
Fashion – People my age wear flimsy clothes, worn-out jeans, things with advertisements, and visable underwear. People in the South wear baseball caps, plaid shirts, American flags, and beer guts. Both are f0llowing the status quo. In the South’s case, it is to look as red-neck as possiable.
American Pride – I never want to see an American flag again after all the flags I have seen in the South. These people do not just think America is just a great place. They think it must be REVERED! You must EXCLAIM your pride to America, or else you HATE America! Show your love by buying as many flags as possible!
I feel okay about America, but even if it were an awesome country, what would be the point of saying how much you love it? Especially at this high of a level. It is all part of being a group, more than the pride itself.
Southern Pride – This really got to me. Are we really going to split our pride between specific regions? More importantly, what values do Southeners actully endorce? If I were to just base it on my visit, they just endorce conformity and being a “country boy/gal”. I’m sorry, but I don’t see the bright side of having a sub-averge education, working a simple job, and dying without impacting the world personally.
And then there is the Confederate Flag. Yeah, I know people say it is only a symbol, but if I tried to hijack the swatizka and scythe and hammer symbol and tried to endorce German/Russian pride, I’d get my ass kicked. It is also sureal to see TWO stores sell confederate flag bikinis.
Country: Its amazing how similar Rap and Country are. Both endorce being in a paticular group, being excessivly manly, being unintelligent, being a lower class, homogenous music, etc…
Religion: Take a wild guess.
Note: Despite not liking the South, I am still not proud of the North.
We visited three shows. We got a $300 discount because we visted a timeshare meeting. The guy said it would be 90 minutes long. It was 4 hours. 4 hours of people sucking up to you, offering deals that do not even make sense, and stalking your mother when she goes into the bathroom.
We did get to see a magic show, though. Kirby was very good. I am almost tempted to look up how some of these tricks are done. But that would ruin the entire point wouldn’t it?
Now for somber rambling:
Sometime ago I told of the stories that really got me into this. One was about MTG and the other was about a chatroom. I left out an important detail about the chatroom one. I found out a lot of the feelings that the other people had for me after doing some research on Pastebin. What really got to me was tat they weren’t worried about me at all, but just very annoyed.
I have come with terms with the main people involved, and the people involved were usually nice, but still…yes I know I seemed a bit crazy at the time, but don’t we all get that way once in a while? Don’t we all need a helping hand one day?
Was a human’s sanity not worth your time?
My mood right now: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4IRMYuE1hI
on ED doing some research, I have learned of the art style of “basing”.
Basically, you get someone else to draw the frame for you and then you put out your OCs. Seriously.
I mean, I would not call myself an orginal artist, but at least when I take photos, that is all me. I don’t leech off of anyone else’s work.
The sad thing? Not too many people show disapproval, at least on the pages themselves. On the one above: 22 love it, 17 joy over it, 1 wows over it, 1 is mad, 1 is afraid, and 1 is neutral.
Hard work and creativity? PFFFFFFF!!!!
I’m writing a story. It was the most original idea I could come up with. I got two pages down. <_<.
I don’t think I posted this, but it is a good song.
Also listening to Power Quest. It is underated.
I saw a porn star with a Hello Kitty tattoo. That’s a turn off.
Why does Jace, the Mind Sculpter cost $109.99 mint ($200 foil)? And why hasn’t he been banned?
More pictures from a wannabe photographer, then I’m off to vacation
I cried last night. I cried for how I could not love anything. I cried for having no friends. I cried because I have no friends. I cried because nothing happened in the past year.
And now? I just don’t care. Funny how that works.