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The Birther Saga: The Idiocy and the Aftermath

After having half of the entire Republican party get on his ass, Obama has finally posted his long form birth certificate.

So, how does it feel? To have so much air time, blog time, and radio time spent on nothing? You could have chose any issue to harp about on earth, but you chose the one with no evidence for it other than lack of evidence. And now it is a compltely illegtimate claim.

But will people ever believe it? Maybe on the mainstream, yes, but on the far right…

From AOL…

“Funny how Hawaii couldn’t produce a birth certificate and now they got it. Hmmmm, maybe they just made this one to keep people quiet. For a 50 year old certificate it looks pretty new to me.” (+3)

The govener never claimed to not find a birth certificate: he said he didn’t have the authoirty to do so. And does it really take two years to create a “forgery”? Why do most birth certificates of the time have similar quality to Obama’s?

“Isn’t there supposed to be a footprint or finger prints on the certificate?????” (+3)


“That’s amazing….our President was born on August 4, 1961 at 7:24 PM in both a Kenyan hospital and
an Hawaiian hospital………delivered by two different doctors at the exact same moment.

Apparently the 2 million that Obama spent was to hide this birth certificate>

Our President is running scared. I’d like to see the discussion move away from the Hawaiian long
form and be directed toward the Kenyan birth certificate. I wonder how he’s going to explain that
one.” (+4)


“It is so funny that just yesterday Hawaii was saying that NO-ONE not even the
President could get a copy of the long form Birth certificate.
How convenient that he was able to get one, one day before
they came out with that statement? Well it really doesnt matter
because he is the most UN-AMERICAN president ever to hold
the office.” (+7)

See above. This was never claimed. Gotta love how UN-AMERICAN is capitilized…

“And why did his own grandmother say she was present at his birth in Mombasa Kenya?????” (+4) (Excerpt)

She didn’t. http://www.salon.com/news/politics/war_room/2009/07/23/liddy

“Liberals are tongue tied about the Obama certificate of live birth listing a hospital that didn’t exist in 1961 as his place of birth. It wasn’t until 1978 that this medical facility was called Kapi’olani Maternity and Gynecological Hospital. Hell, Obama was 17 years old by then. Lies and more lies. How will they attempt to lie their way out of this” (+2)

A boldface lie. When WND disproves your “facts”, your in a seriously bad position.


Don’t read the article as much as see the image: same hospital, different people. Did they fabricate that one, too? Ironically, this person would have said this article is 100% legit yesterday.

Furthermore: its called google books. Did they forge Hawain medical journals, too?


Not to mention generic bullshit: 

“Mr. President, I really don’t care where you were born at this time because you are in office now. What I do care about is that you a purposely trying to destroy America. So even “if” you were born in this country you are not really an American at heart.” (+3)

That’s right: people still honestly believe that Obama is destroying America…on PURPOSE!

“Trump 1, Obama 0! Trump wins 1-0!” (+4)

Trump claims Obama was not born in the US. Obama proves he was born in the US. Trump…wins?

“Only underachievers hate capitalism.” (+3)

Yes. You are right. I compltely agree with you.

“worst president in history. Birth certificate doesn’t change that” (+5)

Yes. Worse than all the presidents who ignored slavery, civil rights, Nixon, who nearly got impeached, Bush, who caused the bad economy in the first place and started one completly unwarrented war, at least…

“Google…….WILL AMERICANS FOLLOW FRENCH EXAMPLE OF MASS CIVIL UNREST?…………With the Obama administration set to seize private 401(k) pensions and turn them over to the Social Security Administration, how long will it be before Americans stir from their slumber and realize that their economic future and also that of their children is in immediate peril? ~~~~~ When will Americans begin to understand that the onset of another government bailout in the form of QE2 represents the biggest bank robbery in history? ~~~~~ Just how distracted, dumbed-down, fat and lazy has the American middle class become to prevent them from realizing a threat when they see it? ~~~~~ How will Americans react when the government begins to impose the same austerity measures that are causing riots, street battles, fuel blockades and other assorted chaos in France? ~~~~~ Will we witness mass civil unrest or will the sleeping middle classes continue to scratch their butts and watch Dancing with the Stars? ~~~~~ The imminent onset of so-called austerity measures, which in reality represent nothing more than an elevated phase of government-run looting of the taxpayer, would herald an “age of rage,” leading to “riots and even revolutions as people react with fury in response to their jobs, savings, basic public services, pensions and welfare money being seized by the financial terrorists who caused the economic collapse in the first place.” ~~~~~ Four months later and citizens of one of the most prosperous countries in the world with the highest standard of living have shut down France after six days of strikes and protests in response to government plans to raise the retirement age from 60 to 62 and the full state pension age from 65 to 67. ~~~~~ Over a thousand gas stations have now run out of fuel across France, with strategic reserves set to last just a few weeks. Flights and trains have been disrupted, organized slowdowns have snarled highway traffic. ~~~~~ The French are showing Americans how it should be done, by uniting peacefully to shut down an entire country. ~~~~~ This is genuine people power – the French are sending a message to the establishment that they will no longer play ball until the looting stops. ~~~~~ Will the rent-a-mob anarchists stage similar violent riots in America or will the middle classes embrace a much more legitimate backlash in the same vein as the union protesters in France? ~~~~~ British historian Simon Schama predicts not only widespread civil unrest in America, but even a potential revolution if the elite allow the situation to spiral out of their control. ~~~~~ Schama notes that Obama will have to ditch “misplaced obligations of civility” and become an authoritarian enforcer in order to emerge successful against the rising tide of Constitutionalist rage that will be directed against the coming austerity fascism. ~~~~~ If Americans follow the example of the French and send a clear signal to the elite that they will refuse to participate in a rigged game, then a true revolution that will restore both political and economic freedom and prosperity will be set in motion…………………………………………………………………….www.infowars.com” (+4)

Nice block text you got there. Its good to see you are a fan of Alex Jones. He’s a reliable source…

P.S. – The message was spammed in the comments.

“Birthers, like Donald Trump, should focus their real attention on Obama’s bodyman Reggie Love and the tabloid rumors of a gay love affair between him and the president. Yeah, a president who makes as many awful decisions as Obama could conceivably be having a secret gay life while married with children inside the White House. Look at the wild sex lives of Bill Clinton and JFK while in the White House if you need to be reminded that tabloid gossip can be proven true on a president. Now ask yourself what do you really know about the unmarried Reggie Love who has such close personal contact with the president on a daily basis? If Donald Trump hired some private investigators with his money, we’d sure find out soon enough.” (+5)

Let us entertain the idea that this is true for a moment. Do I need to pull out the long list of Republicans who were caught cheating? What about the fact that DT married THREE times???

“Impeach the treasonous Marxist liar.” (+6)

On what grounds? That you disagree with him?

“Obama never talks about important issues.” (+9)

He just disproved your crackpot conspircy theory that you wanted him to disprove for ages! What!?

“Bejing agree…..possible execution for lying” (+7) – On fake birth certificates

“the only silly part of this is we still have a lieing marxist kenyan in the oval office who only friends can be traced to
radical socialist who hate this country……

bar none” (+9)

Can we create a drinking game out of these posts?

“to all you libs out their–When your grandchildren are starving because no one in this country knows how to work and the gov’t is broke I hope you all documented your love for this marxist so as they lay starving they know to blaim their ignorant grandparents.” (+6)

Conservatives never fearmonger.

“Hussein needs to understand that HE is the BIG A+S Issue. Hussein’s arrogant daily BS does NOT roll with the US Taxpayers or Citizens at all. The name Hussein is NOT given to a person unless they are MUSLIM. Hussein has been MENTORED by more RADICALS then any other US President in history and is nothing but a RADICAL SOCIALIST.” (+11)

Read the third sentence. If I have to explain the failure of logic behind that, then get off this blog.

“Obama should rot in hell for what he’s done to America.” (+5)


These conspiracy theories will never end. Not to mention the ones where Obama is a Muslim and everything is connected to George Soros.

But all I have  left to say is this…



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